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Trick Or Treat? Zombi Art Dildo

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Dildo makers Necronomicox created the Zombi Art Dildo for total nerds who would rather spend some sexy time home alone on Halloween night and skip the crazy, obnoxious crowd of wasted chicks strutting with slutty outfits all over town. Priced at $245, this macabre toy is no less than 7 inches long and and 1.5 inches wide; it features clit stimulating arteries and a textured rotting head. Hmmm k? Feeling horny now?

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