PLAYLIST

The Get-Crunk-Like-It’s-Your-Birthday List

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My best friend Kelli T. (the blonde babe above) turns 21 on Friday. We are having a typical college blowout (kegs, ginbuckets, drunken debauchery) and I have decided to compile the ultimate playlist to drink yourself into oblivion and dance the night away to!

1. Juicy, Notorious B.I.G.Greatest Hits - Juicy

Because we drink champagne when we thirstay

2. I Love College, Asher Roth Asher Roth - Asleep In the Bread Aisle - I Love College

Because he’s cute, and well, we love college

3. Electric Feel, MGMT MGMT - Oracular Spectacular - Electric Feel

Nice to jam to while waiting in line for the keg

4. Let’s Get F*cked Up, Start Trouble Start Trouble - Every Solution Has Its Problem - Let's Get Fucked Up

Need I explain?

5. Blame It, Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx - Intuition - Blame It

Feelin’ on yo butt, what?

6. Daylight, Matt & Kim Matt & Kim - Grand - Daylight

This song is so god damn catchy and Miss Kelli loves it

7. Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run - Born to Run

Because the Boss is a must at every party

8. Fireman, Lil’ Wayne Lil Wayne - Tha Carter II - Fireman

I would love to get crunk with Lil’ Wayne. I’d even supply some codeine

9. Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough, Michael Jackson Michael Jackson - The Essential Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Don’t stop ’til you can’t stand up anymore

10. Livin’ on a Prayer, Bon Jovi Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet - Livin' on a Prayer

A great song to end the night with, because you will scream it out whether you know the words or not

So please, this Thursday-Friday-Saturday/any day of the week ending with “ay”… Get down & dirty like it’s your birthday, because I know Kelli and I will.

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