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The End of Cohabitation Towel Confusion, As We Know It.

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Dick Fan? BUTT Fan? These towels will give you guidance.

Sure, I’ll admit it. If you were to walk into my bathroom right now, you would find my go-to cold weather towel.  A nice, limp, white  Dick Towel It’s thin without being wimpy, to give me a satisfied outcome, when I get all wet every morning. And sometimes at night. Twice on Sundays.

I’ll also admit that, for cohabitation needs, this towel set is slightly more appropriate, a tad more gender specific — unless you’re that couple that differentiates towels by BUTT or Dick Towel ethnicity,  and 75% tasteful enough to hang on the clothesline – possibly alleviating the neighbors awkwardly avoiding eye contact with you at all costs while in the elevator.

[TACT TOWEL  $40 for one // $60 for pair  SHOP]

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