Reason #435,232 that I’m not ready for kids?! I thought this was totally awesome and I wanted kids just so I could do it. Being half Cuban, I basically grew up with Tony Montana except with less coke and murder. Oh, and no tiger. Anyway, what better way to show kids the importance of family and the principle that “money can’t buy you happiness” than putting on a kids version of Scarface. Good parenting all around.
OH NO THEY DIDNT
WOW. Just… wow.