Who knew that I would ever be able to pee like a boy without making a mess. Thanks to this cool gadet I discovered, peeing will never be the same.  Go-girl is a female urniation deviced designed to make it easy for females to “go” in unsanitary bathrooms without touching anything or for you outdoor grizzly girls you can pee near a tree without having to squat. The package is small and can fit in anyones handbag. This perfect for stocking stuffers.
I have 3 words for this. No. NO. NOOOO!
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PS: love your hair Jamie!