I Mean, At Least She’s Working?

There’s nothing like “Bring Your Kids To Work Day,” especially when your day job is giving jobs.  Hand jobs to be exact; for $5.  I can only assume she was only trying to teach her children the value of working and earning a “honest” living.  I also feel bad for the kids because if a guy comes along, he would probably choose to get his pipes cleaned rather than his car.  Thumbs up for trying and a kick in the face for failing.  Epically.