Im continuously amazed at the great lengths women will go through to beautify themselves. Â Even I have a few custom routines of my own, but this one kinda takes the cake.
On the heels of my No More Bush post comes the latest in vajay-jay trends.
Just in time for V-Day, Completely Bare Spas are offering their new Opulent Bikini Wax, a service that takes the gold in going bare down there. Literally.
Besides a bald kitty, the service offers…
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
A 24 karat gold spray, to make your treasured trove shimmer AND (yes, there is more) a shinning Swarovski crystal tattoo of your choice, because really, the gold sheen just isn’t enough.  Designs include your choice of a heart, initials or a broken heart if you’re lacking that significant other to share your shinny new kitty with.  For those with a kickass cat, there’s also the skull and bones option.
The service takes about 30-45 minutes, cost $135 and will last approximately 4-5 days.
Think this is what Mom was talking about when she told you your stuff was golden all those years ago?
LMAO…..Love it. But I think my vajay-jay may need a drink after all of that.
Um, that’s one service I will definitely pass on.