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Dita Von Teese Will Make You Buy Perrier

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Perrier sponsored Dita Von Teese to lick her lips and squeeze her tits (literally).

A friend of mine sent me the link for http://www.perrierbydita.com/ and I clicked through because any ad campaign featuring Dita is going to make me do so.

I entered my date of birth on the home page and immediately landed in a semi-interactive phantasmagoric mansion in which the burlesque goddess is queen… Sponsored by Perrier to lick her lips and squeeze her tits and more (seriously).

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Ahem!

The experience was obviously quite enjoyable and a good tease – for both boys and girls. Made me want to drink whiskey over mineral water though…

What about you?

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