Dear stinky woman, please read this

Dear Stinky Woman on the subway,

We really should take pleasure in being the better smelling sex. Stinky is for hobos who don’t have access to a shower and soap. I take pride in the fact that I wear organic paraben-free deodorant from Origins and spritz a perfume on over that. Lately, I’ve been trying beauty brands that contain less toxins. I came across the new Fleur D’Amour phthalate-free fragrance by Sylvie Beljanski. The top notes of this sweet smelling dew is bergamot, the middle notes are lilies, jasmine, pink peony, and bulgarian rose; the bottom notes include white amber and musk. Its on the girly side so I only spritz a little of it. A little goes a long way. Don’t take this the wrong way but no one wants to sit next to you if you smell like a hormonal-teenage-boy-that-just-went-to-the-gym or the old-woman-who-showered-in-her-perfume.

Alaine
p.s. Please shower everyday.