TweetRecently I decided that I’m done dating. Since my son was born in early January, it...
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Porno + Karaoke = Ashley’s Perfect Date
TweetI mean, I think the title says it all. I hate to say that this photo was actually sent via...
Clinique Made My Face Fresh!
TweetI had a wild Tuesday: running all over NYC for wardrobe, meetings about a million and one...
Shaving Off My Muff For You…
Tweet Ernie Anastos is not the first retarded newscaster out there… Apparently a career in...
Not Responsible for Fires, Theft, or Pregnancy
TweetA special thanks to Vida, I pulled this from your facebook profile. Apparently where you...
What the Eff Do Hipsters Do in the Winter?
TweetNo, I’m not kidding. This morning Ashley came in and started to wonder what happens to...
FML. I’m a Jewish Mother.
TweetIt’s true. Vivianne, thanks for sending me this video… because I’m only...
Used Condoms: Just a Click Away
TweetThank you again, Amazon.com, for being my go-to resource for all things. I can buy Swiffer...
You Win Kickass Hair!
TweetCongratulations… You win! The prize is some kickass hair:) Just print this Gift...
Fresh Baked Semen
TweetYou’re all fully aware at this point how I feel about blowjobs. Save them for someone...