TweetWelcome to NY! When car alarms go off, we don’t just ask our neighbors politely to fix...
Author - Bryce
Long Island: Sluts Get Married
TweetI can’t help but wonder what designer thought it would be appropriate to make this dress...
I Guess Hookers Have Saggy Boobs
TweetSo this is what hookers look like? I’ve always wondered. I sure hope she uses the...
My Body’s Getting All Halloweeny…
TweetI think because I’m 25 and have a kid and basically no free time, I’ve abandoned...
Designer Lambskin Leather Jacket for $140?!
TweetO.M.G. This Calvin Klein lambskin jacket was $398, and was recently market down to $199. ...
More Slutty Long Islanders
TweetSorry, I just couldn’t help myself. Consider this a follow-up to my previous post on...
Paige Premium Denim Sample Sale
Tweet THE FIRST EVER NYC PAIGE PREMIUM DENIM SAMPLE SALE & TORN BY RONNY KOBO OCTOBER 21st to...
Long Island: Always Tacky
TweetLong Island, you never fail to amuse us with how tacky you are. Even your proms scream out...
Top 5 Things I Love About Chest Hair
TweetI’d like to think that since I’m well-traveled, dress stylishly (when I have to)...
You Deserve a Diamond Ring
Tweet…and you shouldn’t have to wait for Mr. Right to give you one. I’m totally...