“Is it safe to staple body parts?”

Nathan wants to know.

I, for one, find it reassuring that he’s not too heavily concerned with the effects of pregnancy transference or the chances of group sex STD’s.  However,  I do NOT find it reassuring that someone gave the old man a thumbs down.  He was the only one to legit answer the question. Well… other than user ‘It hurts when i pee…”